高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译

2020-07-25 00:46 行情

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译

爱笑的人,命运运限总不会太差,由于笑可以让人充溢正能量,更能让自己面对挫折,一往无前,以下笑话盼望能让你爆笑每一天。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译一:Drunken Humour 醉汉的风趣

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

妻子:亲爱的,你昨晚看上去真的醉了,饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

丈夫:真的吗?切切别信一个醉汉说的话,对了,我都说了什么?

妻子:我爱你,亲爱的。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译二:送出去还有的器械

What can Santa give away and still keep?

Answer: a cold.

什么器械圣诞白叟可以分送出去,自己却也还留着?

谜底:感冒。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译三:圣诞白叟的'喜欢

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.

圣诞白叟爱好在花园里做什么?

谜底:锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞白叟的笑声。)

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译四:Falling Down 他必然是在吹法螺

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 7 hours to fall off it!"

"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

一小我在吹法螺,说他们国家得工作是多么弗成思议。着末,他开始讲他的国家的修建物有多么高。

“有一个楼房分外高,我的同伙亚历克斯用了7小时才从它上面跌下来!”

“哦,我的天啊!”他的同伙说。“当然他必然逝世了!”

“当然。他没有食品和水达3天之久!”

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