超级搞笑的英语笑话

2020-06-30 13:08 供求

超级搞笑的英语笑话

1000元的脑子急转弯

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.

Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

圣诞节前夕,圣诞白叟和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的状师在一家高档饭铺逐一致电梯,门还未开前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会将它捡起?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

谜底:当然是圣诞白叟啦!为什么?由于大年夜家都知作别的两者并不存在。

法官与小偷

It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,

“What is your offense?”

“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner

圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的`问伏诛人:

“你做了什么坏事啊?”

“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”罪人回答。

“那并不事故坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”

“市廛开门之前。”罪人答道。

The Three Stages of Man男性生长三阶段

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus!

信托圣诞白叟的存在。

不信托圣诞白叟的存在。

自己是个圣诞白叟!

上一篇:约会穿什么衣服合适 下一篇:关于三星n7105变砖的问题及救砖办法爱刷机